In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly, cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup ... gonna be a bear!
2007-11-14 01:26:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This message has made my day!!!
I'll be the Mommy bear LOL.
Thank You.
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2007-11-14 01:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Debbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2016-05-23 03:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by kaitlyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanna be a bear too!
But then my baby would be a furry four legged baby bear and eats fish.
Starred you
2007-11-14 01:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. A star for you
2007-11-14 03:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-14 01:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-14 02:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good....funny, but not tickling my funny bone majorly!!
2007-11-14 01:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by PrettyKitty 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol all good points!
2007-11-14 01:47:51 · answer #8 · answered by ۩Ҝдяї۩ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, love it!
2007-11-14 02:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok not bad.
2007-11-14 07:41:41 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋