I believe in God but then again, I also believe in a flying horse and a 16 feet tall Amazon woman who lives on dark side of the moon.
Are ya with me?
2007-11-13 23:40:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh John you silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
2007-11-13 23:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by timbers 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope!
I believe in God and in His Son Jesus the Christ.
I do not believe in a flying horse or a 16 foot tall Amazon woman who live on the dark side of the moon.
grace2u
2007-11-14 07:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hardly, with beliefs in amazons on the dark side of the moon, then you must be 'en route' to the place for the deranged or worse.
But if you ask God nicely I'm sure He'll save you from it.
2007-11-14 08:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can believe in God and not be born again. By the way you wrote you definitely are not born again but have head knowledge. Even demons believe in God and tremble (James 2:19).
2007-11-14 08:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by seekfind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So are you saying a 16ft tall Amazon woman rides around on a flying horse naked?!!
huh.. where'd I get the naked part from?!
But yes hun, SO with you
2007-11-14 07:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Trout Pout (Lollie) 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but you don't believe in God. You're just trying to make a joke about it. It's your loss. From your picture I'd say it's about time you got smart. After it's too late, it's too late to change your mind. You'll recognise your mistake within a few seconds after you die.
2007-11-14 07:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you man enough for a 16-ft Space-Amazon?
I think not.
2007-11-14 07:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by Lucid Interrogator 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So you believe in God! You do well; Satan believes in God too but he trembles.
2007-11-14 07:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound like a good bible believing protestant who interpits the bible for yourself very well how about starting the denomination of the amazon
2007-11-14 07:45:05 · answer #9 · answered by King James 33 1/3% 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not with you on those,but I do believe in moon monkeys,purple gorilla-men and talking haggis.
2007-11-14 07:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋