Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like your handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your azz from drowning."
2007-11-13 23:34:25 · 19 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-13 23:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by Moody Red 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hillarious !
I can not tell jokes to save my life but heard one about Hill & Bill at a baseball game. Someone asks Bill a question from on field. He knocks Hillary over the side down onto the ground. He then says something like " I thought you said throw out the first bi*tch?" Get it, pitch? Yours was much better. Thanks ever so!
2007-11-14 03:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary is going to %. up her vehicle on the dealership. the salesperson has the bill all tallied, yet Hillary protests the particularly some fees, and exclaims, "i'm no longer paying this. what form of fool do you think of i'm?" the salesperson responds, "i do no longer comprehend Mrs. Clinton. what form of fools are there?"
2016-10-02 08:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaah. Funny,that
2007-11-13 23:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by nat1314 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 23:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! That`s a good one. lol! I totally agree with the third kids dad!
2007-11-14 00:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by MISTY 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow that was very funny. 10/10 and a star =)
2007-11-13 23:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-11-14 01:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by Richard F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha,ha!Cool!
2007-11-13 23:38:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so f****ing funny
i am so telling that joke to one of my friends
she will be soo pissed she loves Hillary and i HATE her
so she will so try and kick my a**
thanks for that laugh
*STAR* for U
2007-11-14 13:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by mightymoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch ! Funny.
2007-11-14 02:14:15 · answer #11 · answered by That Guy Over There 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋