2007-11-13 19:04:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Other - Football
I guess I should have given more info.Read Jpeelings answer. It's an old vauedville routine.
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2007-11-14 01:40:26 · update #1
Who's on first...What's on second...I don't know...THIRD base...*L*...
2007-11-13 19:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Terry C. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
2007-11-13 21:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by JP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are talking about the election - no idea. But it is a very big deal for our future. No one seems to know what's going on and is more interested in slinging crap than dealing with real issues. Sad and sorry.
2007-11-13 19:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you're just going to get a bunch of question marks from this, hahaha
2007-11-13 19:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by curious-y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mum or i wont have a house
2007-11-13 20:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this q was posted in soccer so the brits are confused
2007-11-14 05:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Masterbation is key.
2007-11-13 19:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by Cherry Pie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satisfying *** and then sleep.
2007-11-13 19:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of question is that?
2007-11-13 19:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by lhurey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-11-13 19:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋