All of the women I've dated (all 2 of them) have been very caring and attractive. Problem is, eventually after we've been dating awhile she will escape to the bathroom only to leave it 10-15 minutes later with a very unattractive smell. Sometimes there are even poop stains in the toilet. I really want to marry a woman who doesn't do this. Advice?
2007-11-13 18:15:36 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
if you dont **** you die!!!!!!!!
2007-11-13 18:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Amy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God are you serious? Well, the only advice I can give you is to have a disposable toilet cleaner brush handy with a note on the back of the toilet that says "If you stain it, you clean it". And if you are in love with her, she could poop on your face and you wouldn't care. So being in love has a lot to do with what you will tolerate. Until then, do the first thing I suggested. See what happens ok
2007-11-13 18:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Christy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look dude.. y do u think women are put on earth to entertain and please men? This is B.S.!! You want to find a human being that doesn't poop? your f-ing shallow as heck. If you hate it so much, y dont u try not pooping? demand she cleans the toilet when she is done and keep a spray in there, or tell the girl on the first date that she better not poop ever, or it's over- yea, that'll work, good luck to u.
2007-11-13 18:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by mine 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you dont want them to fart or sweat either. If the woman you marry never poops then you will know for sure she is full of sh*t - now is that what you really want. Why dont you get a real problem or at least get some realistic expectations.
2007-11-13 18:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by livelongandprosper2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA all living creatures poop. Man ur funny. Good luck finding a REAL women that doesent poop. Maby a blow-up doll?
2007-11-13 18:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're either retarded (sorry!) or you have the best sense of humour and are laughing your (perfumed) a** at all of us.
But if this is a serious question, just tell the woman to light a match after she goes poopoo. It usually does the trick.
2007-11-13 20:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kiri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u want her to do, poop outside? Ur never gonna find a women who doesn't poop. Thats like saying I want a guy who doesn't fart...HA All of us ladies knows thats not true. Find a girl u can laugh about it with like me and my husband
2007-11-13 18:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by prettynpink1323 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you marry a woman who wears HEAPS of perfume? That could cover up the smell lmao. Or get a control freak who cleans EVERYTHING she sees.
That's 2-in-1 thanks!
2007-11-13 18:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All women, all men, all living things poop.
Be real and get over it. You know your **** stinks, so why can't a woman's?
I hate it when people think it is rude for women to burp, fart, or anything like that. We are not dainty creatures.
2007-11-13 18:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
find a girlfriend that knows how to clean herself after going to the bathroom.
2007-11-13 18:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Peter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET OVER IT
Maybe she wants to marry a guy who doesnt poop or asks stupid questions...
2007-11-13 18:24:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋