Would you become a scientologist to get super powers?

Question

They're called perceptics, and they're the real deal, people.
Or are you only a slovenly man-animal not willing to submit to Scientology, satisfied with your pathetic meat-body?

My favorite super power is "organic sensation". Being able to sense my organs is great! And don't forget my enhanced sense of taste and touch!

You have to drink kool aid every Tuesday... sorry Meagan.

Answer 1

Only if they don't make me drink the Kool-Aid

Answer 2

You dont have to become a scientologist. Most of the real things are common in eastern faiths. But its probably quicker and easier to pay for a course than to become an eastern guru.

The stuff I remember most is things like handling pain and simple illnesses. Altho everything has its pros and cons. I actually miss getting colds and flu they have become so rare. It would be a vacation for me now to get really sick for a week or two.

And of course I totally enjoy the "powers" of conversation. :)

Answer 3

Hmmmm....I guess I am a slovenly man-animal. I would wager that 'perceptics' are as much the sole propriety of scientology as glossolalia is of pentacostals. To be clear - to say that perception is solely the realm of scientology is to delude yourself to the power of the human mind.

Answer 4

I'll have to pass on that offer, even though having super powers is kind of cool.

Answer 5

I'll never join a cult and I don't believe in stupid comic book characters.
You forgot your cash-absorbing powers
and your murderously over-protective powers,too.
Go along and brainwash more celebrities.

Answer 6

That's what they tell you!

But no.... no you don't.

Actually, if Scientologists truly have "super powers", they should prove it and win $1,000,000. See here: http://www.randi.org/research/index.html

Answer 7

I enjoy my faith, and am happy that you enjoy yours.

Answer 8

dangerous, dangerous cult...............need i say more?