A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."
2007-11-13 17:08:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now I know why you are still a bachelor ;)
2007-11-14 21:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the Baby Dolls I Had broken becuase eveytime you wouldhold thier stomach they would cry. I had alot of barbies. The one I liked the most was the pregnant one the boom boomed with ken. and had a baby all in the same hour =D
2016-04-04 00:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once was holding the shop for my uncle who sold 2nd-hand stuff on a market - a guy came up and asked me the prices of the bikes my uncle was selling - he pointed at one bike and to his question I answered "50 guilders" (at the time that was about 25 dollars) - he pointed at another one and I said "30 guilders" - then he pointed at a 3rd bike "And how much is that one?" - my answer: "1000 guilders." He said "WHAT?!?!?!" - I said "Yeah, that's MY bike and I still have to get home."
2007-11-13 18:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked it a lot - funny too! Keep them coming Russian T.
2007-11-14 03:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have heard the joke before and it's still funny!
2007-11-14 03:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..and i bet divorced Ken is 10.95, because his heart was broken
2007-11-15 14:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A divorced barbie for you............
Newez was good 1
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2007-11-13 17:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny. :)
Barbie is such a goldigger.
2007-11-13 17:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmfao
2007-11-14 10:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by <3 Turtle Owner<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats funny!!
2007-11-13 17:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by emmaboo101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋