A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow!
Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head, opens it and says "You take the first drink", then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately chugs half of it, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The man replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
2007-11-13 16:52:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha.... What I observed is the woman tried to be intelligent. Finally the man was intelligent. I can say it from the sentence of the woman. "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow!"
2007-11-14 16:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 07:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... last time I heard this one, actually, most times I've heard this joke, it was the woman being the smarter person....
:P
2007-11-14 03:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like a man!!!!
2007-11-14 21:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
Great joke! Thanks.
DE
2007-11-14 01:35:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but ouch lol
2007-11-14 01:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah! wowww- that's mean though, to say that someone was drunk when they werent... =\
2007-11-14 01:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao......thanks for the laugh
2007-11-14 00:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by barb 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-11-14 02:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by chicanaGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋