2007-11-13 16:44:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd sneak into line, take my bacon and then sneak out.
2007-11-13 16:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Only if it was thick cut and hickory smoked.
But you need something more universally appealing. Swine won't bring in the Muslim or Jewish crowd, and we all know Christians respect everyone's individual beliefs, as long as those beliefs involve accepting Jesus Christ as their savior.
How about a Fruit Roll-Up?
2007-11-14 00:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Big Red Ten 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As much as I like bacon, even that isn't worth listening to a bunch of lies.
2007-11-14 00:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, not even a million bucks could make me attend any church. OK, I'm lying. If I can go just once, I get to keep the money and wear earplugs.
My integrity is much more important though.
2007-11-14 00:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by Quonx. 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, because the grocery store's got bacon too.
2007-11-14 04:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw in black russians in place of wine, and we have a starting point for negotiation.
The whole god thing is a non-starter for me though, so don't even bring that to the table.
2007-11-14 00:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by Boris Badenov 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. Bacon will clog your arteries. Or maybe that's your plan?
Cult mass suicide by bacon?
2007-11-14 00:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well if wine is the blood of christ and the bread is the body of christ, would bacon be the beer belly of christ? He did seem to be drinkin a lot of wine afterall.
2007-11-14 00:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Depends on how much bacon we're talking about.
2007-11-14 00:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by Stefan 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I would go if the body of Christ was represented by bacon.
Could I get a cup of coffee, some eggs and toast with that?
2007-11-14 00:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋