Swapping urine from a friend for a drug test for an interview tomorrow. Putting urine in condom between legs.?

Question

In addition im putting a hand warm inside of a condom and tie it and then im placing that in another condom where im putting the urine. Im doing that so that the hand warmer won't get wet with urine and so that more surface area is exposed to the heating pad. Im also gonna put heating pads against the outside of the condom. (im extremely concerned about maintain a temperature above 95 degrees). Do you think this is a good idea? Do you have any suggestions for this particular idea or a suggestion for a different idea? (please dont bash me for smoking pot, it helps me with my illness). I am male, so i have less places to hide the condom and keep it warm if you know what i mean.

Answer 1

Just keep it next to your body. If they urine is fresh it already has the proper temperature. Just maintain the temperature by keeping it next to your body. DO NOT use artificial heating, it may get too hot.

Answer 2

I am experienced in drug testing. First of all, if you are indeed smoking to help with an illness, if there is any chance it is actually *medically* prescribed, rather than just self-prescribed, you don't need to borrow urine. A copy of your Rx, or a copy of your active Rx's from your Dr will work.

If that isn't the case, do NOT overheat the urine. One of the checks that is done on urine is to make sure it is not the wrong temperature. Urine over 100 degrees is actually a bigger red flag than urine under 94. If you are really determined to cheat on this test, get a thermometer, practice with water and your hand heater/condom contraption, leave the set up in place for a minimum of 30 minutes (it could take as little as 15 from the car to the room, or even as much as 2 hours, depending on where you go). Then check the temperature of the urine. You would be surprised at how "lukewarm" 100 degrees actually feels.

Another consideration is that if this is a federally approved drug test, you will have to empty out all of your pockets, as well as hats jackets etc not worn... and there will be no trash can in the restroom, and you won't be allowed to flush. So yeah, you might keep the hand warmer from getting wet, but you will still have to put the used condoms back into your underwear, along with the hand warmer. And if 45 ml of urine or MORE doesn't get into the cup, you will have to sit and drink water until you can go "again". With wet condoms in your pants, knowing you are gonna fail.

If this is not a drug test performed to federal standards, you may even find yourself not alone in the bathroom. Or you could get lucky and everything above is not true, and you will have an easy time. Just depends on whether they do federal drug testing or not.

So if you are determined to try this, make sure you have the temperature concoction down pat. Or just look for a different job that doesn't require testing.

Answer 3

This is wrong in so many ways .Some places will do drug test in other ways that dont have to do with urine so you might end up getting caught so good luck

Answer 4

You must not know much about urine tests.
It's going to either leak or backfire on you.
Be enough of a man to stand up and admit what is truth.
Your plan demonstrates a lack of integrity.

Answer 5

you may think this is a great idea, but the risks are pretty extreme. i would rather not get the job then go through so much trouble trying to fool the system. i ould talk to my doctor about other choices for coping with illness. that sounds like an excuse to me, especially if you are hiding it.

Answer 6

I hope you are joking. If you are caught, it could have serious repercussions. Many testing agencies have other ways to find out.

Answer 7

This is just wrong in every kind of way! sorry