Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog
as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
" Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me."
"One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then,
my sweet, we can marry!!"
"Set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother,"
"where you can prepare my meals,"
"clean my clothes,"
"bear my children,"
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
THAT NIGHT, AS THE PRINCESS DINED SUMPTUOUSLY
ON LIGHTLY SAUTEED FROG LEGS
SEASONED IN A WHITE WINE
AND ONION CREAM SAUCE,
SHE CHUCKLED AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF:
"I DON'T FRIGGIN THINK SO."
2007-11-13 16:11:14 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Pd!!!!
After long time yaar....
nice one men u alwez ROCK!!!!
2007-11-13 16:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mean.. that poor domineering frog did not deserve death by cream sauce.
I would have put him in a cage and let him eat flies..
Besides, I rather prefer fried frog legs, you can keep the onion cream sauce.
I think it should read like this;
That night, as the Princess dined on frog legs, she thought to herself of how forever grateful she would be.. FOR NOT KISSING THAT TOAD!!
LoL
2007-11-14 05:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute and awesome story right there. It's like a modern twist to the Princess and the Frog.
2007-11-13 16:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by xlilemilyx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow way go to Pd because this is a really nice and beautiful story i just love it soooooooooooooo much until i just can not stop reading it good looking out Pd because this really is a nice one!!!
2007-11-13 16:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frog legs, I friggin love 'em!
2007-11-13 22:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Amy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice bro
2007-11-13 16:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by sousaphone_player 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is how you gotta treat a man - who thinks jumping into your lap is a way to say "Hi!"
2007-11-13 16:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by Amy R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is how you gotta treat a man - who thinks jumping into your lap is a way to say "Hi!"
2007-11-13 16:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by loving boy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Was this story one your mother toad you?
2007-11-13 16:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by Dalgor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. It was very Ribbeting.
2007-11-13 16:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋