A blind guys mistake?

Question

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

Answer 1

Cute.

Here's one for you:

This skanky gal goes in a bar and sits down, raises her arm, showing a huge pit of underarm hair, and yells, "Who will buy a lady a drink?" An old drunk at the end of the bar says, "Give the ballerina a drink!" Thirty minutes later the women again raises her arm (pit hair again displayed) and again says, "Who will buy a lady a drink?" And again, the old drunk says, " Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender goes up to the drunk and says, "Why do you keep referring to her as a ballerina?" The drunk says, "Any gal that can kick her leg that high HAS to be a ballerina!"

Answer 2

Two blondes are walking down the street. One
Notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
To pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
And says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
Second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the
First blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, its me."

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Funny! 10!

Answer 5

yo.....

...then he grabs his seeing eye dog by the leash and swings him over his head in a big circle and says...
...I'm just taking a look around.

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Answer 6

lmao

Answer 7

Hey Tori that's the best one!!!
very nice keep it up!!!
please keep posting such jokes thanks n god bless u.....

Answer 8

HeHeHe....

Answer 9

oh my god that soooooooooooo good oh my god ask more pleaseeeeeee

Answer 10

haaaaaa! that's hilarious!