Its near the end of school day n all the children are restless because of this. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."
The teacher said "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny was MAD that Susie had answered the question first.
The teacher then asked "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King".
The teacher said, "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny was even madder than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John F. Kennedy".
The teacher said, "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny was BOILING mad.
2007-11-13 15:45:53 · 8 answers · asked by Sara 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then the teacher turned her back and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turned around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
Star if you like! :P
2007-11-13 15:46:32 · update #1
man that is funny oh snap im falling.............oh sorry im back sorry i was laughing too hard. please get some more that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-13 15:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by spainlover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 06:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet Johnny didnt get to go home.....lmao
2007-11-14 09:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! :) i feel like i should be answering though....
why is it that Little Johnny was never in my classes in grade school?!?!?
2007-11-14 00:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't the funniest lil johhny joke i have heard, i guess it's ok. i get it though. hee hee
2007-11-14 00:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very GOOD ONE---ROFLMAO
2007-11-14 00:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by trop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...you should post some more.
2007-11-14 00:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by imsmartkid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har!!!!!!!!!! that sooo funny!!
2007-11-13 23:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by ۞sweet_cookie۞ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋