There must be a reason why the faithful always look constipated while praying. Does God hate prune juice?
2007-11-13 15:28:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love this question. I don't know. I guess if he exists that he has pity on those who have constipation.
"Please, I really need to go to the bathroom, just please let me go to the bathroom"
2007-11-13 15:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth K 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋
How come you are observing how others pray? Don't you say your prayers? Or do you pray with one eye shut and one eye open so you can observe the others? Wouldn't that distract from your concentrating on saying your prayers?Why don't you try that and find out for yourself? I pray in private, I don't see others pray so I can't answer your question for you, but I sure would be interested in your observations though :)Did you think to go ask any of them if their prayers got answered? You might try that the next time you see them squinting so hard :)
2016-05-23 02:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by darlene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just it. People don't know what they look like when they close their eyes to pray. If they did, they'd be smiling to mask it.
Otherwise, One concentrates on the prayer. Besides, it's rude to make light of the way people look when communing with God. It usually earns a good cuffing from Auntie.
2007-11-13 15:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by Carol T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you talked about the faithful in an outside perspective. Using "A=not A" logic doesn't that mean you are unfaithful? How do you like that Mr. Smarty Pance, McSmarterton. Ya rascal.
2007-11-13 15:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by matthound 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are obviously an ignorant person who doesn't have the respect to not post negative, insulting questions like this.
Why did you bother to capitalize the name of God..he obviously means nothing to you.
And if this is what you were trying to accomplish then know you've been reported.
Now grow up and have some respect.
2007-11-13 15:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by djc1175 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
LOL, ownage. high-five
maybe if i squint my eyes and concentrate really hard i can move things with my mind... thats WAY cooler than praying
2007-11-13 15:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ricardus 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another anal-retentive with who has suffered from poor potty training.
2007-11-13 15:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by cheir 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give pitaree 10 pts
2007-11-13 15:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No, Just think positive. Praying will get you no where just think positive about the thing you are worried about or want and do it every night.. People will use you in the church cause you may be ignorant.
2007-11-13 15:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Vin 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No he doesnt hate prune juice he created prunes after all....what he doesnt like is a smart a**!!!!
2007-11-13 15:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by julie A 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That's hilarious!
I guess people feel they really have to concentrate to get their message across.
I'm Agnostic and therefore never constipated....
2007-11-13 15:32:17 · answer #11 · answered by Bach 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋