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I'm guessing the female dinosaurs did not want to get busy.

2007-11-13 15:21:06 · 16 answers · asked by Potatoe Plague 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think the female dinosaurs ticked off Noah and he shoved them overboard. LOL It was dark, he was drunk..... they had a headache........ I mean, Noah was sort of prone to drunkenness.... As soon as they got off the ark, he was found naked in a tent drunk by his kids.

2007-11-13 15:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Headaches? Between them the people and animals on the Ark had every infectious disease going! At least, every one that can only survive in a host.

2007-11-13 22:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by lilagrubb 3 · 0 0

You have to feel kind of sorry for the "hoofed" creatures that Noah sacrificed as soon as the Ark landed.

I think I'd have rather drowned.

2007-11-13 15:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Even an 4 year old retarded god should have been able to come up with a better way to kill everything. As it is, all that trouble and nothing really was accomplished in the end, was it?

2007-11-13 15:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by Boris Badenov 5 · 1 0

After that long a cruise they all had stomach viruses for sure. It would have been a good while after returning to shore before any of them would have been ready to do the deed without puking their guts out.

2007-11-13 15:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 0 0

the dinos were dead, and im guessing that after 40 days everyone wanted off the ark.

2007-11-13 15:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

probably seasick the males were going thank God lets get some air and they probably got as far from that boat as they could

2007-11-13 15:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Will 5 · 0 0

No, I think it was just because of the situation they were in that caused this.

2007-11-13 23:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Be a good kid, and someday you can ask Noah.

2007-11-13 15:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by BOC 5 · 0 0

That's funny.

2007-11-13 15:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 0 0

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