R & S funny?

Question

OK we don't always agree with each other but one thing I can say I sometimes get a good genuine laugh out of R & S with some funny answers. What do think?

royal,

yes thats what my name means. cool!

Answer 1

I try not to laugh at answers if the question is serious but I can't help myself sometimes. I do get a rip ~ without guilt or restraint ~ out of some of the questions that are intellectually humorous.

Answer 2

OMGOSH! Dewd, that's only too humorous! That one virtually had me rollin on the floor! try this one on for length: Little Mary develop into not the acceptable student in Sunday college. frequently she slept throughout the class. sooner or later the instructor suggested as on her at the same time as she develop into snoozing, ''tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' whilst Mary did not stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair in the back of her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the instructor suggested, ''fabulous'' and Mary fell back to sleep. a at the same time as later the instructor asked Mary, ''who's our Lord and Savior?'' yet Mary did not even stir from her close eye. as quickly as back, Johnny got here to the rescue and caught her back. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the instructor suggested, ''fabulous,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the instructor asked Mary a 0.33 question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-0.33 new child?'' And back, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''in case you stick that damn element in me one greater time, i will injury it in 0.5!'' the instructor fainted. LoL!

Answer 3

I get a good laugh out of Christians that come on here and start on about "their denomination being" the "first" church that Jesus started. They are being so childish that is is funny.
They have not yet realized that Christians should be defending the Gospel, not their denomination!!!

Answer 4

i like the story about How the DOG came to always be with GOD(meaning see GOD with DOG when reversed).

one day a dog got ahold of the spanish preist's ROSARY. After he chewed on it, the peices left were "I D\OS /ARY" (not to scale).

For this epithamy, God rewarded the DOG with His presence forever, just like the OT said, people would be rewarded with seeing God.

this of course means DIOS is pronunced /ARY (LARY).

or the one about how the COWS who read the bible and saw that all things are to glorify Lord God, so automatically they started going "Moo".

meaning the M=IVI(sealed together)
o=o
o=.n u (when read bewtween the lines)

thus

Moo showed IVI (sealed together)o .n u
IVI (sealed together)=IIII I (sealed together)

and thus the IIII I O on God's body was glorified by the cows.

i read the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures and in it at the back section it stated Satan ruled as a god
that means Satan is a God.
from the bible
God put a 1000 year seal on Satan
to romans an M equals a 1000 year seal.
Thus Satan has a M on Himself.
Since God is Satan
God has a M on Himself
M=IVI sealed together=IIII I sealed together
Thus
God has a IIII I sealed together on Himself.
and thats the twist in CHRISTIANIT,
cause
H=8=2+6=26=7+15+4=G+o+d=God
so
CHRISTIANIT
says
C GOD RIST I A IV I...T(T=liT when read upwards within the T)
so
perhaps eastern religions use this to says CHRISTIANS really worship Satan?
because like romans before them, the babylonians, persions, huns, chinese, all wanted their leaders to rule as God.
but look at the IIII I with the small (almost unnoticable . after the IIII I) and you see the IIII I . is the inspiration for the italians printing of the word DIO.

reading within Islam you see it has the message
I is larri
so perhaps larri with the M is the I, who God is said to be.
and thats why the OT said God is forever known as the I AM.

because

I AM=I AIVI(sealed together)=I AIIII I (sealed together)
I AM=i am
larri (cut &sealed together)=i am

and if God is also said to be the king of the Angels, then
Rev. 9.11
could describe Me also because
Abaddon is really A'b'add'on
where b=DI (sealed together),referring to the fact the D looks like IIII
also since i kind of want to cover up the IIII, i might have a tattoo of a D superimposed on the IIII.
then
ABADDON means ADD A D DON(pronounced DONE) when reading between the lines.
but since i detect the italians hate the fact i exist and they liked it better when the world thought the king of the angels was A'bad'don they probably want Me silenced.
But you can see
God the FATHER reads like FAT IL lER.. (when you read between the lines) or also FAT part HERR cause part-HERR=HER) so both interpretations describe Me. So i guess Germans do have certain bragging rights cause larri is part german.

Answer 5

Hope this makes you laugh:
:)
One day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again."

Knowing that the grandma is going a little senile in her old age, mom goes out into the living room and finds grandma sitting in her lazy-boy with her dress up and her panties around her ankles.

Not knowing how she is going to explain this to her son, the mom goes back into the kitchen and says to little Johnny, " Honey, those aren't shrimps. They are part of the vagina which is the female reproductive organ on a woman, just like the penis is for a man."

Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"

[I know, a little dirty, but funny as heck!] ;-)

Answer 6

It has its funny moments, but it has sad ones, too. When you see how poorly educated in their own faith some people are, it's sad and frustrating.

I wish people could take it more lightly, but Abrahamic religion is dangerous stuff in this world.

Answer 7

Laughter is a universal language(just different accents)...especially the African "CLICK" dialect...I wonder how they show appreciation for a well thought out joke..I guess they just click away,really fast...man that would be tough,if you wore dentures.

Answer 8

That's the main reason I'm here - if you aren't laughing every now and then, what's the point.

Answer 9

You are right. Many R&S users are very funny, and there is nothing better than a good laugh, except maybe Cheez-its, with their tangy, delicious cheddar cheese flavor.

Answer 10

I thought your avatar was a monkey until I took a closer look...