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2007-11-13 15:06:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I just thought it would be easier to ask considering there is a lot of atheists here,and I didn't mean any disrespect,I apologize I'll use IPU from now on.Some atheists worship the IPU and some don't I was just confused

2007-11-13 15:17:10 · update #1

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I worship a monster that flies and is made out of spaghetti.

2007-11-13 15:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Denii ♫ 3 · 9 0

LOL... The Invisible Pink Unicorn and Flying Spaghetti Monster are just atheists way of "relating" to believers "on their level". They always want us to prove there isn't a God, so they should then have to prove there isn't a IPU or FSM. They want Creationism taught in school, so should the other forms of "Creation" be taught... ones with just as much (or little) proof. It's "leveling" the feild, if you will... and it helps us not to get overly frustrated with their circular logic and close minded one way explanations and excuses. Plus there is a slim chance that they will recognize how silly it is to worship non-existent things, when they see what they are doing, by comparison.

So, the short answer is.. NO, atheists don't worship anything.

2007-11-13 23:51:38 · answer #2 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 0 0

You're thinking of the Invisible Pink Unicorn that lives on the dark side of the moon.

Atheists often use that as a comparison to the existence of God. It's something like, "You can't prove that there is or isn't a God any more than you can or can't prove that there is an Invisible Pink Unicorn on the dark side of the moon."

2007-11-13 23:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 9 0

Atheists don't worship anything. The IPU, FSM and Russel's teapot are simply illustrations of how ridiculous we find religious belief and faith.

2007-11-13 23:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 9 0

We don't worship anything, especially mythical creatures like god and unicorns.
Edit: Jose, I don't know if you meant that as a put down, but I'm fine with worshipping knowledge. A better word would be that I revere and respect it, though.

2007-11-13 23:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I can't speak for all atheists, but personally, I worship nothing. Well, unless you count my devotion to the Constitution, the rule of law, and individual human dignity. Whether that constitutes "worship" is debatable.

2007-11-13 23:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by link955 7 · 3 0

Yes. All atheists worship the IPU.
PBUH.

2007-11-13 23:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Well either that or they are trying to show how irrational worshipping imaginary creatures can be.
Naahhh, it must be the former.

2007-11-13 23:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 3 0

Only the ones that talk to me when I drop acid.

I have to worship them, or they'll throw me into a burning pit of demon bears.

2007-11-13 23:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I worship a possessed paper clip.

2007-11-13 23:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

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