English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

... and Chuck Norris walked by, would Chuck Norris cower and hand over his wallet?

2007-11-13 14:15:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Yes... because at least 25 tough atheists would have 8tracks back... not even Chuck would dare...

2007-11-13 14:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15 0

Trick question!!!

Everyone knows that 8 Track taught Chuck Norris everything he knows! If Norris walked by, he would make proper obeisance to his teacher--then hand over his wallet!

2007-11-13 14:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 16 0

You bet he would. 8 Track Mind is the ONLY thing greater than Chuck Norris. ;-)

2007-11-13 14:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Megs 4 · 9 0

Why yes he would - because of all the minions following 8 track about.

And because 8 track is just that mighty.

2007-11-13 14:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 9 0

So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again."

Knowing that the grandma is going a little senile in her old age, mom goes out into the living room and finds grandma sitting in her lazy-boy with her dress up and her panties around her ankles.

Not knowing how she is going to explain this to her son, the mom goes back into the kitchen and says to little Johnny, " Honey, those aren't shrimps. They are part of the vagina which is the female reproductive organ on a woman, just like the penis is for a man."

Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"

Just couldn't resist!!! : )

2007-11-13 14:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 11 1

Oh H3LL no, they would have a brew together, it's all good between 8TM and Chuck.

2007-11-13 14:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 9 0

Haha Megs Good One!!

2007-11-13 14:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 9 0

Yes.

2007-11-13 14:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

is Chuck a minion? Probably is.

2007-11-13 14:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10 0

Teeheehee!!!

2007-11-13 14:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

fedest.com, questions and answers