is there a college that can teach one how to in speak in tongues?

Question

I'm curious to know what they're are saying when they hold up a cross and flick water towards me when I walk pass them.

Answer 1

The water actually comes from their flipping tongues... be careful of the Glossolalia spit!

Answer 2

I can almost guarantee that a church which flicks water at you doesn't much go in for speaking in tongues.

Answer 3

do some internet research and send a few dollars in the right direction and,before long,you'll be bombing the middle east with the best of 'em.
hell,you can be a bishop if you want.have you got enough money ?.

talk some random **** into a camera and,pound to a penny,some gullible redneck assholes will love you.

Answer 4

I don't know of any personally but I'm sure there's a private, religiously affiliated college out there that is Penecostal.

Answer 5

Why yes there is.....
Okanagan College [see link] : )

But in the meantime, you can practice this tongue twister to get you started;
"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. "
[note the imagery :-) ]

http://international.ouc.bc.ca/pronunciation/

Good luck! :)

Answer 6

Are you sure the people flicking water at you aren't speaking Latin?

Answer 7

Yes, UG
University of Glossolalia

Answer 8

learn Latin....it seems they refer to speaking in tongues to mean speaking latin much of the time

Answer 9

I see that there is an on-line course to teach Klingon. Does that help?

Answer 10

yes, its called the College of Stupidity