ok, here they are
patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i have cancer!
doctor: well, take a band-aid and come back in two weeks
patient: doctor, doctor, my friend just died?
doctor: oh? explain his symptoms to me...
2007-11-13 13:48:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! not really. not funny at all...
2007-11-13 13:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sturdy ones...right this is one for you A male pastor walked into an area pub to apply the restroom. the area replaced into hopping with music and dancing, till human beings observed the pastor. through fact the room quieted down he walked as much as the bartender, and asked, "would I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "i actually do no longer think of you need to." "Why no longer?" the pastor asked. "i actually would desire to apply a restroom!" "nicely, i do no longer think of you need to. there's a statue of a bare lady in there -- and he or she's in basic terms lined by using a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," mentioned the pastor, "i will look any incorrect way!" So, the bartender confirmed the clergyman the door on the suitable of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a jiffy, he got here back out, and the full place replaced into hopping with music and dancing returned! He went to the bartender and mentioned, "Sir, i do no longer comprehend. once I got here in right here, the area replaced into hopping with music and dancing. Then the room grew to grow to be honestly quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the area is hopping returned." "nicely, now you're one persons!" mentioned the bartender. "would you like a drink too?" "yet, I nonetheless do no longer comprehend," mentioned the questioned pastor. "you spot," laughed the bartender, "each and every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights pass out interior the full place. Now, how some drink?" CHeeRioS
2016-10-02 07:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow way to go you really did hit the spot with this one and plus you had just made my day and thanks for the laugh
because i just can not stop laughing at it and plus i almost wet myself because that is how much i love it you really do rocks cheers lol 10/10.
2007-11-13 14:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
may be funny to a first grader..
or a retirement/nursing home full of old diseased people.
2007-11-13 13:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lexasaur 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok your playing a joke on us right ? good way to go dude
to bad charlott did not get it
2007-11-13 14:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by luv them horse's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-11-13 23:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh!?
2007-11-13 15:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA H AH HAH HA AH THEY WERE SOOOOOO HILARIOUS!
2007-11-13 14:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha NOT FUNNY
2007-11-13 13:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOO not funny.
2007-11-13 13:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by kvfkvfirvf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋