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(I'm almost positive that someone else posted this a while back, but it's funny and is worth repeating if that's the case.)

2007-11-13 13:03:18 · 20 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((bettie)))

2007-11-13 13:22:00 · update #1

(((U.P. and emma)))

2007-11-13 21:36:28 · update #2

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For some odd reason, I want a banana daiquiri. I think they come from a common ancestor known as analus retentivas.
(((((Zilla)))))

2007-11-13 13:40:25 · answer #1 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 4 0

That doesn't really implicate that user in reporting you. Maybe if you did follow the Terms of Service these events would not occur. To answer your question, I've gotten a violation for a correct response. Another time I received a violation notice for a question I had asked a year prior.

2016-05-23 01:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

A monkey walks into a drugstore and orders a fifty-cent sundae. He puts down a ten-dollar bill to pay for it.

The clerk thinks, "What can a monkey know about money?" So he hands back a single dollar in change and says, "You know, we don't get many monkeys in here."

"No wonder," answers the monkey, "At these prices you won't get many more."

2007-11-13 13:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by bwlobo 7 · 4 0

OMG!!! Do you know they have TOP REPORTERS????
I had to actually go there, for the first time ever to help a friend out and after you type in what you find offensive there is a section where they ask you to be a TOP REPORTER!!
I was clickin so fast I almost missed it. But that is why we get violated so much! I could hardly believe my eyes

2007-11-13 13:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 2 0

Some people lead sad lives so therefore they feel the need to make others miserable by reporting them for abuse. Don't feel bad I just caught a violation notice for a question apologizing to Protestant Christians but that's cool. I see how some people like to play the game.

2007-11-13 13:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Report monkeys are actually encouraged to breed in the bowels of Yahell.

2007-11-13 13:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2 0

Simple, the Yahoo god likes report monkeys and allows them to thrive.

2007-11-13 13:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I guess the report monkeys are just a very resilient race. They refuse to die out.

2007-11-13 13:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 3 0

Report monkeys evolve into more cunning monkeys. They won't go away.

2007-11-13 13:16:40 · answer #9 · answered by steve 6 · 2 0

Report monkeys will be report monkeys, it might be better than the nasty azz e-mails I get.

2007-11-13 13:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 2 0

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