Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the water!"
2007-11-13 12:46:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol dats pretty funny.. he never wanted to take a swim with alligators lol
2007-11-13 12:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by twisternycxx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2016-04-03 23:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That would suck to be pushed in there. Of course, I could probably take 'em anyways, but a human, you'd have to be pretty dang brave (or just stupid) to jump in on your own freewill.
2007-11-13 13:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahha funny
2007-11-13 12:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-13 12:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
If that happened to me, I'd take the woman, then sue the guy who pushed him in.
good joke!!! =)
2007-11-13 12:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard it .. better when a Cajun tells it.. like when Bordeaux says to Tibidrous.....
2007-11-13 12:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by charlie e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasnt that funny but it was pretty funny.
2007-11-13 12:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cantxdancexenough 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie
2007-11-13 13:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny so have a star
2007-11-13 12:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋