I love hearing the lameo ones like "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you must be an angel" or "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
What is either some of the lamest or best pickup lones you've heard??
2007-11-13 11:40:05 · 32 answers · asked by _x.Maerad.Manda.x_ 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
if i can rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
this one is not really a pick up line but wateva
him: fat penguins
you: what?
him: sorry, i needed something to break the ice
2007-11-13 11:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by golden gate chick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you from tennessee? because your the only ten I see! lol
Are your legs hurting, because you've been running thorugh my mind all day
If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I toghether
Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
do i look like a light switch to u? cuz ur turning me on
Are there mirrors in your pants, because I can see myslef in them
I aint none fred flinstone but I can make the bedrock
Are you Jamacian because you jamacian me crazy
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Did it hurt?
"what"
when you fell from heaven
Nice legs, when do they open?
Wana do some math?
"what?"
You know, divid the legs and hope we dont multiply
Do you belive in love at first sight? because if not I can walk by agin...
Is your father a theif because i was wondering who stole some stars and put them in your eyes
Im eating skittles, wana taste the rainbow?
2007-11-13 11:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Your Add Here! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Upon looking at my arms, (which I've have waxed ever since) a guy said to me "I hear chicks with hairy arms go off in the sack".
Also "I have a magic watch, It tells me you are not wearing underpants" and when I said that I was he said " Well looks like this watch is a bit fast then"
2007-11-13 12:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by melbot82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ain't no fred flinstone but i can make the bedrock.or are those moon pants your wearing cause that azz is outta this world oh yeah and my favorite come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up
2007-11-13 11:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, nice boobs! Can i touch them?
Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
Great legs! What time do they open?
Do you like purple? Can I put the best shade on your neck?
Can I pound your drums?
Stand back! I don't know how long this thing gets.
2007-11-13 11:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lamest ones i've heard:
"are u a parking ticket?? cuz u have fine written all over u."
"do i look like a light switch to u? cuz ur turning me on."
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2007-11-13 11:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by yoitslexfool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be McGorgeous
are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over youu
2007-11-13 11:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by ツcara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lamest: I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
2007-11-13 11:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by ACM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest? You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you, or eat you.
2007-11-13 11:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Drcracker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is your daddy a theif?
no, why?
I was wondering who stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
or
If I were in charge of the alphabet I'd put I and U together.
2007-11-13 11:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋