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why you say you going to heaven when you are going to hell.
hell is a place where all sins like for example the must small sins like sex will send you to hell. hahahahahhahah a horrible fate awaits you!

2007-11-13 11:36:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Quotations

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Hell doesn't want me. They're afraid I'll take over.

And for the record - you don't buy a car without a test drive.

2007-11-13 11:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tish 5 · 0 0

The Snipes Lament

Now each of us from time to time, has gazed upon the sea,
and watched the warships pulling out, to keep this country free.
And most of us have read a book; or heard a lusty tale,
about the men who sail these ships, through lightin', wind and hail.

But there's a place within each ship, that legend fails to teach,
it's down below the water line; and takes a living toll;
a heated metal living hell,
that sailors call 'the hole".

It houses engines, ran by steam; that makes the shaft go 'round.
A place of fire, noise and heat, that beats your spirits down.
Where boilers are the hellish heart, with blood of angry steam,
are molded gods without remorse, and nightmares in a dream.

The roaring fires pose a threat, like living life in doubt,
for any minute without scorn, could escape and crush you out.
Where turbines scream like tortured souls, alone and lost in hell,
with orders from somewhere above, they answer every bell.

The men who keep these fires lit, and make the engines run,
are strangers to the world of light, and rarely see the sun.
They have no time for man or God, no tolerance for fear;
their aspect pays no living thing, the tribute of a tear.

There is little that men can do, that these men haven't done,
beneath the decks, deep in the hole, to make the engines run.
And every hour of every day, they keep their watch in hell,
for if the fires ever fail, their ships' a useless shell.

When ships converge, to have a war, upon an angry sea,
the men below just grimly smile, at what their fate might be.
They're locked below, like men 'for doomed, who hear no battle cry.
It's well assumed that if they're hit, the men below will die.

For every day's a war down there, when the gages all read red
twelve-hundred pounds of heated steam can kill you mighty dead.
So if you ever write their son's, or even try to tell their tale,
the very words will make you hear, the fired furnace wail.

These "Men of steel" they are the best, though the public never gets to know.
So little's known about the place that sailors call the hole.
But I can sing about this place, and try and make you see,
the hardened life of men down there, 'cause one of them is me.

I've seen those sweat soaked heroes fight, in superheated air,
to keep the ship alive and right, though no one knows they're there.
And thus they'll fight for ages on, 'till steamships sail no more,
amid the boilers mighty heat and the turbines hellish roar.

So when you see a ship pull out, to meet a warlike foe,
remember faintly, if you can, the men who sail below.


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2007-11-14 03:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by Insane 5 · 0 0

I tell people that same thing all the time, they say they arent going to hell and I just say premarital sex, and they shut up

2007-11-13 19:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by mrbait33 2 · 0 0

try to sing this and find out if you're one of them:

»We're All Going To Hell
Artist: The Bastard Fairies

All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell
All you preachers who like *******, you are going to hell
Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell
It’s the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell

-CHORUS-
Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone

All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell
Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell
Buddhist monks without god you are going to hell
Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell

CHORUS

(talking)
I need a beer
-Can opening-
Ha-ha that was pretty good
Ahh. Okay

All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell
All us fatties eating bonbons, we are going to hell
Unbaptized babies learn to limbo, purgatory is hell
And your religion is a gamble and you are going to hell

CHORUS

Check this **** out x 2
It’s gunna change your life x2

There once was a man who thought that if he ate all the pages in the bible he could kill most anything
In 1913 he died of a stroke when he tried to eat the book of kings

Eat the book of kings x2

2007-11-14 23:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by jadeesofia 3 · 0 0

If I'm going to hell anyway...
I may as well shoot for a management position.

2007-11-13 19:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by atypical carl 3 · 1 0

Save me a seat on the bus - we can go together!

2007-11-13 21:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Doctor J 7 · 0 0

No matter what you do, you can go to heaven if you believe that Jesus is GOD!!!!!!!!!! and u <3 him.

2007-11-13 19:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥☺♥☺♥ 2 · 1 0

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2007-11-13 19:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by the saw 1 · 0 0

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