A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast. A big guy walks in and hits the little guy.
"That's a judo chop from Japan," he says, and then walks into the bathroom. The little guy gets up and sits back down to finish his breakfast. The big guy comes back out of the bathroom and hits the little guy again.
"That's a karate chop from Korea," he says. The little guy gets up and leaves the diner. The big guy sits down and orders breakfast.
As he starts to eat, the little guy comes running back through the door and knocks the big guy out. He looks at the waitress and says, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a tire iron from Sears."
2007-11-13 10:30:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sure very funny.......wheres my star?
2007-11-13 10:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 10:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hay that happened to me last night. I got a crowbar fore sale, used only once. Interested?
2016-04-03 23:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it damn sure made me lol!
Now where's my tire iron? Gotta go get me some breakfast!
2007-11-13 12:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by jjoy4444 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u alwayz make me laugh! I havent seen u around for a while good to see you again.
2007-11-13 11:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Nice.
2007-11-13 17:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Dewd. That's ****** awesome.
2007-11-13 19:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am crackin' up @ dis moment. dat is hilarious!!! i can't stop laughin'.
2007-11-13 12:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny!star on its way!!!!
2007-11-13 12:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats what you call being tired.lol
2007-11-13 10:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋