An enormous funeral procession is winding it’s way through the streets of Chicago. No expense has been spared and the casket is being carried in huge horse-drawn hearse. A man is watching from a shop doorway and he calls over to the shopkeeper, ‘Hey! Whose funeral is that? Is it someone important?’ The shopkeeper replies ‘That’s the funeral of Tony Viscotti’s girlfriend Angie,’ ‘What happened to her?’ says the man ‘She died of gonorrhoea,’ replies the shopkeeper. ‘Gonorrhoea?’ says the man. ‘But that’s impossible. No one dies of gonorrhoea.’ The shopkeeper replies ‘You do when you give it to Tony Viscottti.’
2007-11-13 10:23:56 · 12 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent, worth staying up for
starred
2007-11-13 11:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 23:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider it stolen! Well worth a star.
2007-11-13 11:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody brilliant , im passing this around the office to moz, they will piss there pants
2007-11-13 10:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats another good un.
2007-11-13 10:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-13 20:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao another cracker*
2007-11-13 16:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H aha ha liked it,,,,
2007-11-13 10:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-11-13 10:40:27 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ole Mafia... *hehehehe*
2007-11-13 18:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋