Jokes I will give away 10 points?

Question

Why couldnt the little poney sing?

If a plane crashe din the middle of a border of 2 states where would the burry the survivers?

If a rooster sat on a roof and layed an egg where would it roll?

THANKS FOR ANSWERING!!!!

Answer 1

the first one is that they cant sing because they were hoarse i love that one lol!!!!!!!! the second is that they wouldnt bury the survivors cause they survived and the last one roosters cannot lay eggs i love the second one good riddle! lol

Answer 2

1. He was a little horse.
2. You dont bury survivors.
3. Roosters dont lay eggs

Answer 3

1>was a little horse.
2>They were survivors. They don't have to be buried.
3>Roosters don't lay eggs.

Answer 4

1. He was a little hoarse/ horse.
2. They don't bury survivors.
3. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Answer 5

1)he was a little horsie
2)you would bury the dead people not the survivors
3)roosters dont lay eggs

Answer 6

1. it was a little hoarse
2. who would burry survivors!!!!
3. roosters don't lay eggs

Answer 7

1) he was a little horse
2) you dont bury survivors.
3) roosters dont lay eggs

Answer 8

He was a little horse, You don't bury survivors and rooster don't lay eggs

Answer 9

1. he was a little horse (hoarse)
2. you cant burry survivers because there still alive
3. roosters dont lay eggs!

those where a piece of cake!!! (yummmmmm CAKE........)

Answer 10

Joke 2.....you dont bury survivors.

Joke 3.....roosters dont lay eggs, only hens do

Joke 1......I have no idea.