I have a live grenade here and its going to go off soon please help me what should i do oh god HELP!!!!!!!
2007-11-13 09:19:04 · 14 answers · asked by Miles "Tails" Prowler 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
If you have pulled the pin, then for gods sake keep a grip on the spoon, and call 911, and tell them you need bomb disposal unit ASAP. If you DIDN'T keep a grip on the spoon, this response is irrelevant, because the damn thing went off and fragged your stupid A**, and you are a smear on a wall somewhere, and will be a candidate for the Darwin awards, given to those who eliminate their deficient selves from the gene-pool in a manner in keeping with their demonstrable mentall deficiency. IF, on the other hand, all you have is a live grenade, with the pin still in it, call your local bomb-squad and let them handle the situation.
2007-11-13 09:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen H 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the official army training manual from world war 2 points out that you cannot run as fast as you can throw a grenade.
Just remember "Once you have pulled the pin Mr Grenade is no longer your friend"
cheers
2007-11-14 00:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You do realize if you had a live grenade about to go off, you wouldn't have time to post your question...
2007-11-13 17:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ben 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pick It Up And Throw It To Another Person And Say You Didnt Do It.
2007-11-13 17:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Ice Man 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
call your recruiter to get a hold of the nearest ordinance officer in your district
2007-11-13 17:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All you need now is a "live brain" to figure out that you just have to put the pin bac. . . . . BOOM!! . . . k in, OPPS to late.
2007-11-14 05:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by conranger1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your dumbass goodbye
2007-11-13 18:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by pgnprincess1212 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One down, several to go.
2007-11-13 17:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by 2nd AD/ 4th ID 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give it to your mother in law to hold it for you, then run like hell !!!
2007-11-13 19:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by D squared 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't say it but I'm sure some behind me will.
2007-11-13 17:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bamababe 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋