SO I was ice skating with a whole bunch of my friends and this guy falls on top of me and says sorry i ahve not quite got the hang of this skating thing yet csn i hsve your phone number i will take you out for dinner to make it up to you and do then i said no and he kept crashing into walls behind me and so when me n my boyfriend weere sitting down and tlking he came up and said can you give me your sisters phone number and he kissed me
2007-11-13 09:20:44
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answered by Anonymous
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The absolute worst, and I do mean WORST, pick up line I ever heard coming out of a guys mouth.....
"You must be Visa, 'cause your everywhere I want to be!"
Needless to say I just about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard and he slithered away in embarassment.
His friends gave a rough time over that one!
They were laughing as hard as I was!
Hopefully he will never try that again!
And, NO! I absolutely did not go out with him or anyone that brainless!
2007-11-13 09:26:23
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answered by Anonymous
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I was out of state and i went into this gas station to buy some ciggs and there was a very adorable young man behind the counter and after he carded me he asked me if i knew if there was any places around the city that he can rent from i told him no i am sorry i am from out of state and he said ohh thats a shame i was like excuse me and he said no no not that your from out of state but because you dont know anyone that has a place for rent cause my girlfriend and i are splitting up. Well than the next day he called ms cali {cause i am from california} and he was just trying to flirt with me and staring hard into my eyes i kept telling myself ohh if i wasnt married i would steal that boys heart LOL and than he told me that he was going to inlist in the marines cause he has alot of money comming in for him. It was REALLY REALLY FUNNY
2007-11-13 09:23:23
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answered by mommyandbaby 4
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It was Valentine's Day and I was working in an office supply store. A bounty hunter came in to get some forms copied and he tried to ask me to lunch but I wasn't interested and he pulled his gun from his holster and pointed it at me and said he wasn't taking 'no' for an answer. My 6'6" 450 pound manager hauled the guy away from me and had him arrested.
2007-11-13 09:17:52
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answered by wynterwood 3
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While I was pushing my sons stroller quickly through a flea mall looking for my husband, this redneck walked by gave me a grin and said "You shore are walking fast". I was like what a creep.
2007-11-13 09:16:59
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answered by crymeariver 5
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A gross, ugly, rich woman offered me a business proposition that implied that we would be romantically linked. I refused her flat out.
2007-11-13 09:18:13
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answered by Anonymous
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She threatened me to ask her out or she would make up a charge of sexual harassment against me.
2007-11-13 09:17:25
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answered by Steve C 7
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I was in Vegas in this Big Girl came up to me ...pulled down my pants and said she wanted to swing from the Hoff's banana hammock
2007-11-13 09:17:25
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answered by P@nis like Crack...the Hoff 2
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omg...me and my sis were at target and this complete loser came up to me and said excuse me do you have a quarter because my mom told me to call her when i fell in love....it grossed me out
2007-11-13 09:19:13
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answered by gracey 6
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like kiss you in the beginning and you dont know him that much/ dont want to
2007-11-13 09:16:39
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answered by Anonymous
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