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Would they believe their shepherd is God?

People always call people who believe differently than they do "sheep." It makes me wonder what religion sheep would actually be.

2007-11-13 08:56:48 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Im not sure what the name of their religion is, but I did find their 10 commandments.

1. Thou shalt not LAMBast the name of God
2. Thou shalt not pull thy wool over thy neighbor's eyes
3. Thou shalt not lust over thy neighbor's ewe.
4. Thou shall put no sheep before me.
5. Thous shall dodge ram.
6. Thous shalt eat no grass fromst the other side of the
fence
7. Thou shall not loanest thy skin to a wolf.
8. Thou shall go baaa baaa baaa all the way home.
9. Thou shall not hide from Little Bo Peep.
10 If thou see a redneck, RUN!!!!

2007-11-13 09:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 3 0

This is a very intersting question. I do know that in the Bible there is a verse which states "On the day of judgement the sheep, will be on the right and the goats will be on the left." The Lord is said to be the Good Shephard and a shephard is one who guides sheep. So from this, I would have to state figurativley speaking sheep would be Christains.

2007-11-13 09:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I say Christian... because we're called sheep, which is actually an extreme insult if you know much about sheep. If there's a wolf chasing one, the other sheep will sit and watch... Oh man, I know so much because my sunday school teacher has some so he's always talking about it, but God loves us anyway.

2007-11-13 08:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Iguana City 6 · 0 0

Sheep will only listen to their Master's voice,,they will not follow anyone else.....so Christians in that sense will always be sheep...Hallelujah...

Goats on the other hand will gobble up any junk put in front of them....these will be on the left side of God, come Judgment Day.

2007-11-13 09:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 0 0

I don't think it's calling anyone who believes differently, I think it is specifically saying that they are blindly following the leader. And remember that Jesus is known as the Good Shepherd.

"Oh, Good Shepherd, fleece my sheep."

2007-11-13 09:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0 0

did you know sheep are dumb?
well we as people are dumb, the apostles were dumb, Jesus said how long must I put up with you o ye of little faith?
well, since a child can understand the catholic religion I say sheep would be catholics. Is mine the best answer yet?

2007-11-13 13:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Christianity is made for people who are like sheep.

2007-11-13 08:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

People with a religion are sheep

2007-11-13 09:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by jonathan 3 · 1 2

If sheep had a religion, it would be the one true religion. Their god would have four legs and lots of wool.

2007-11-13 08:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by atypical carl 3 · 2 0

Oh, they do. They're called Christianity and Islam, people follow what others say without questioning anything and they claim to know what God says and wants as if they were the only ones entitled to have a connection with him/her/it.

2007-11-13 09:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by Der weiße Hexenmeister 6 · 0 0

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