I want to be worshiped. How would I go about having that done? Is there an application process or any red tape I have to go through?
2007-11-13 08:29:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The force is strong with you young padawan. Teach you how to be worshiped I can.
2007-11-13 08:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the most important thing in your life is you, then you are your own god. Just get others to feel the same way, you'll be their god too. The process of becoming is a god is not complicated at all. Good luck with that.
2007-11-13 16:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat Ambrosia
2007-11-13 16:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean, how do i become like Lucifer?
Because Lucifer was not content with his position in Heaven though He stood in the presence of God. "He was created perfect in all his ways until iniquity was found in him."
He wanted to be God. See Ezekiel 28:1-19; Isaiah 14:12-19.
2007-11-13 16:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by sky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Become a Hindu and simply claim you are god. Perform some magic tricks and you are all set
2007-11-13 16:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by killah priest 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
according to the teachings of mormons , you must get the book of mormon and profess to beleive it , you must not drink coffee or soft drinks , you must only marry a mormon , you must not smoke or drink and alcohol , you must not attend any other church or even listen to what others may tell you , but only attend mormon classes every Sunday . There may be many more rules that i am not aware of ....
2007-11-13 17:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do some nice things, convince someone to tell your story after you die, wait for it to be passed thru thousands of generations so it gets good and crazy, and, well that should do it.
2007-11-13 16:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bureaucracy is endless! Better to become a postal worker.
2007-11-13 16:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by subprimelendor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to be an absolute bastard, tell a load of fantasy stories, and find people dumb enough to believe you, and follow you.
Fortunately for you these people are everywhere . . . good luck!
2007-11-13 16:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can always create your own religion and tell stories of how you brought disasters, and blessings upon this world.
2007-11-13 16:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by HeyitsArchie! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋