Any ideas...I think he is trying to convert me into eating his catfood in exchange for my lunch.
2007-11-13 07:11:26 · 19 answers · asked by queen of snarky-yack again 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sooo many people claim this. What they don't realize is their kitty is actually a tool of the Devil. Don't give him your lunch. He will trample it and then turn and ravage you. Or at best will eat your lunch and then eat his too.
2007-11-13 07:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Tongues." The miraculous gift of tongues attended the outpouring of God's spirit at Pentecost, 33 C.E. The approximately 120 disciples assembled in an upper room (possibly near the temple) were thereby enabled to speak about "the magnificent things of God" in the native tongues of the Jews and proselytes who had come to Jerusalem from faraway places for the observance of the festival. This fulfillment of Joel's prophecy proved that God was using the new Christian congregation and no longer the Jewish congregation. In order to receive the free gift of the holy spirit, the Jews and proselytes had to repent and be baptized in Jesus' name.-Ac 1:13-15; 2:1-47.
The gift of tongues proved very helpful to first-century Christians in preaching to those who spoke other languages. It was actually a sign to unbelievers. However, Paul, in writing to the Christian congregation at Corinth, directed that when meeting together, not all should speak in tongues, as strangers and unbelievers entering and not understanding would conclude that they were mad. He also recommended that the speaking in tongues "be limited to two or three at the most, and in turns." However, if no one could translate, then the person speaking in a tongue was to remain silent in the congregation, speaking to himself and to God. (1Co 14:22-33) If no translating took place, his speaking in a tongue would not result in upbuilding others, for no one would listen to his speech because it would be meaningless to those unable to understand it.-1Co 14:2, 4.
If the person speaking in a tongue was unable to translate, then he did not understand what he himself was saying nor would others who were not familiar with that tongue, or language. Hence, Paul encouraged those having the gift of tongues to pray that they might also translate and thereby edify all listeners. From the foregoing, it can readily be seen why Paul, under inspiration, ranked speaking in tongues as a lesser gift and pointed out that in a congregation he would rather speak five words with his mind (understanding) than 10,000 words in a tongue.-1Co 14:11, 13-19.
"Interpretation of tongues." The gift of interpretation of tongues was manifest in a person's being able to translate a language unknown to the one having this gift. (1Co 12:10) This gift really enhanced the gift of speaking in tongues, since the entire congregation would be built up by hearing the translation.-1Co 14:5.
2007-11-13 07:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by EBONY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wants you to change the litter box. Then, go buy him some tuna-the real stuff, not the cat food kind-and feed it to him. He then says that he wants you to give him a full body massage and, for goodness sake, get him a girlfriend. He's lonely!
2007-11-13 07:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by magix151 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-24 04:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't follow him. Scripture tells us that speaking in tongues is for edification and that it should be done when someone is there to interpret also. Your cat is possibly demon possessed, or at best, disobedient to scripture.
DON'T FOLLOW THE CAT!
2007-11-13 07:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time to change the litter box, replenish the food and water and brush the fur human!
2007-11-13 07:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Brewspy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wants a STROKE. Concentrate on the area between the shoulder blades, and the top of the base of the tail.
CD
2007-11-13 07:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every now and then I would give my cat something safe for him to eat...table scraps perhaps.
Sometimes they get bored with the same stuff.
2007-11-13 07:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by FreeSpirit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cats often talk in mysterious ways dear...
2007-11-13 07:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will translate:
He says: get me some catnip or the drapes die at midnight!
Your lunch is safe, your drapes... not so much...
2007-11-13 07:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋