...and the Universe was created roughly 1,000 years after the Sumerians invented beer, could it be possible that the beer itself was responsible for the world's creation? Might it make more sense to found a new religion, based upon the worship of beer?
2007-11-13 07:06:49 · 33 answers · asked by The Reverend Soleil 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm no alcoholic; I'm a drunkard -- alcoholics go to meetings....
2007-11-13 07:22:30 · update #1
EDIT: Who's "pig-piling" on Christianity, Matty? All I'm saying is, would it make more sense to worship beer -- something we can experience daily and share with friends and family -- than a genocidal, megalomanical invisible sky-fairy?
2007-11-13 07:41:15 · update #2
This question was brought to you by...Beer.
"Beer -- because a day without beer is like...night."
2007-11-13 07:48:46 · update #3
Immaculate conception could certainly be explained by blackout drunkeness.
2007-11-13 07:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 4⤋
a well organized and thought out question. Since nobody's answering, I'll take a shot. 1. We probably mean 'genus', but we really don't know what your definitions mean. We don't have a problem telling the difference between a bird and a crocodile, and understand that they can't mate. 2. There are a few ways to look at this. It's not that scientists aren't smart (although many have agendas), but they can be easily fooled by an omnipotent deity. Perhaps god set up the world just to look this way. Yes, we are scared of nuclear weapons and power plants. Aren't you? 3. Hey, when you've only got 6000 years to work with, there's really no time for speciation to different kinds. Limited time (in and of itself) is the limiting factor here. We just can't imagine 'billions' of years. It makes no sense to the human brain or human condition.
2016-05-22 23:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A religion based on worshipping beer?
Ever been to Germany??
Your ideas been taken =p
2007-11-13 07:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
do you really worship bear? I like beer too, but why would I worship hops & grains?
Oh yea, by the way "Young Earth Creations" are WRONG! this planet is billions of years old.
2007-11-13 07:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Louisa 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!
I now dedicate my life to the worship of the almighty, beer!
2007-11-13 07:35:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dude ! If you want to rant you should go find a blog. Last time I checked this was a place to seek answers it seems your not looking for anything but a soapbox. Look man... Heres a question for you. This is like the second time I have heard you pigpile on Christianity today. What do you have against Christians ? If you don't like the idea of serving a higher calling.. ok its a free country go worship a beer can if thats your fancy. But ! Get off it its not doing you any good.
2007-11-13 07:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mattymc323 3 · 0⤊ 7⤋
Well I for one can easily believe that beer was involved in the creation of some of this wonderful world.
2007-11-13 07:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 2⤋
lol Maybe Yahoo Seriously was right. He split the beer atom. lol
2007-11-13 08:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It always makes sense to worship beer - religions non withstanding.
2007-11-13 07:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
F*** YEAH! I'd be my excuse for worshipping beer everyday.
2007-11-13 07:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Sumerian writings are the oldest known records we have that are not in dispute. 5500 years is as deep as we can go. Are you implying that there are Sumerian records that are 7000+ years old?
2007-11-13 07:14:54 · answer #11 · answered by Poor Richard 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋