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Jesus MD would know of a cure, but chose not to use it.

Each episode would end in the patient dying, but learning a valuable lesson.

2007-11-13 06:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 7 2

Old Testament Scriptures That Describe The Coming Messiah The Messianic Prophecy (paraphrased) Where the prophecy appears in the Old Testament (written between 1450 BC and 430BC) Jesus’ fulfillment of the prophecy in the New Testament (written between 45 and 95 AD) The Messiah will be the offspring (descendant) of the woman (Eve) Genesis 3:15 Galatians 4:4 The Messiah will be a descendant of Abraham, through whom everyone on earth will be blessed Genesis 12:3; 18:18 Acts 3:25,26 The Messiah will be a descendant of Judah Genesis 49:10 Matthew 1:2 and Luke 3:33 The Messiah will be a prophet like Moses Deuteronomy 18:15-19 Acts 3:22,23 The Messiah will be the Son of God Psalm 2:7 Matthew 3:17; Mark 1:11; Luke 3:22 The Messiah will be raised from the dead (resurrected) Psalm 16:10,11 Matthew 28:5-9; Mark 16:6; Luke 24:4-7; John 20:11-16; Acts 1:3 and 2:32 The Messiah crucifixion experience Psalm 22 (contains 11 prophecies—not all listed here) Matthew 27:34-50 and John 19:17-30 The Messiah will be sneered at and mocked Psalm 22:7 Luke 23:11,35-39 The Messiah will be pierced through hands and feet Psalm 22:16 Luke 23:33 and 24:36-39; John 19:18 and 20:19-20,24-27 The Messiah’s bones will not be broken (a person’s legs were usually broken after being crucified to speed up their death) Psalm 22:17 and 34:20 John 19:31-33,36 Men Will Gamble for the Messiah’s clothing Psalm 22:18 Matthew 27:35; Mark 15:24; Luke 23:34; John 19:23,24 The Messiah will accused by false witnesses Psalm 35:11 Matthew 26:59,60 and Mark 14:56,57 The Messiah will be hated without a cause Psalm 35:19 and 69:4 John 15:23-25 The Messiah will be betrayed by a friend Psalm 41:9 John 13:18,21 The Messiah will ascend to heaven (at the right hand of God) Psalm 68:18 Luke 24:51; Acts 1:9; 2:33-35; 3:20-21; 5:31,32; 7:55-56; Romans 8:34; Ephesians 1:20,21; Colossians 3:1; Hebrews 1:3; 8:1; 10:12; 12:2; 1 Pet 3:22 . . . sorry, we got carried away! The Messiah will be given vinegar and gall to drink Psalm 69:21 Matthew 27:34; Mark 15:23; John 19:29,30 Great kings will pay homage and tribute to the Messiah Psalm 72:10,11 Matthew 2:1-11 The Messiah is a “stone the builders rejected” who will become the “head cornerstone” Psalm 118:22,23 and Isaiah 28:16 Matthew 21:42,43; Acts 4:11; Ephesians 2:20; 1 Peter 2:6-8 The Messiah will be a descendant of David Psalm 132:11 and Jeremiah 23:5,6; 33:15,16 Luke 1:32,33 The Messiah will be a born of a virgin Isaiah 7:14 Matthew 1:18-25 and Luke 1:26-35 The Messiah’s first spiritual work will be in Galilee Isaiah 9:1-7 Matthew 4:12-16 The Messiah will make the blind see, the deaf hear, etc. Isaiah 35:5-6 Many places. Also see Matthew 11:3-6 and John 11:47 The Messiah will be beaten, mocked, and spat upon Isaiah 50:6 Matthew 26:67 and 27:26-31 The “Gospel according to Isaiah” Isaiah 52:13-53:12 Matthew, Mark, Luke, John People will hear and not believe the “arm of the LORD” (Messiah) Isaiah 53:1 John 12:37,38 The Messiah will be rejected Isaiah 53:3 Matthew 27:20-25; Mark 15:8-14; Luke 23:18-23; John 19:14,15 The Messiah will be killed Isaiah 53:5-9 Matthew 27:50; Mark 15:37-39; Luke 23:46; John 19:30 The Messiah will be silent in front of his accusers Isaiah 53:7 Matthew 26:62,63 and 27:12-14 The Messiah will be buried with the rich Isaiah 53:9 Matthew 27:59,60; Mark 15:46; Luke 23:52,53; John 19:38-42 The Messiah will be crucified with criminals Isaiah 53:12 Matthew 27:38; Mark 15:27; Luke 23:32,33 The Messiah is part of the new and everlasting covenant Isaiah 55:3-4 and Jeremiah 31:31-34 Matthew 26:28; Mark 14:24; Luke 22:20; Hebrews 8:6-13 The Messiah will be our intercessor (intervene for us and plead on our behalf) Isaiah 59:16 Hebrews 9:15 The Messiah has two missions Isaiah 61:1-3 (first mission ends at “. . . year of the LORD’s favor”) First mission: Luke 4:16-21; Second mission: to be fulfilled at the end of the world The Messiah will come at a specific time Daniel 9:25-26 Galatians 4:4 and Ephesians 1:10 The Messiah will be born in Bethlehem Micah 5:2 Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:4-7 The Messiah will enter Jerusalem riding a donkey Zechariah 9:9 Matthew 21:1-11 The Messiah will be sold for 30 pieces of silver Zechariah 11:12,13 Matthew 26:15 with Matthew 27:3-10 The Messiah will forsaken by His disciples Zechariah 13:7 Matthew 26:31,56 The Messiah will enter the Temple with authority Malachi 3:1 Matthew 21:12 and Luke 19:45

2016-05-22 23:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

There would be a lot more blood on Jesus, M.D., including regular crucifixions to attract crowds.

A good Jesus, M.D. with plenty of blood would attract more viewers than the horror films shown on Friday and Saturday nights.

Jesus, M.D. would likely be a cash cow.

Good idea.

2007-11-13 06:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh man would that show suck or what?
The appeal of House is he is a jackass not a goody goody like Jesus is suppose to be.
It seems that even though people think it is the
" in" thing to be nice and polite all the time, in reality we get tired of being that way.
Sorry but being nice is over-rated and does not make for good TV ratings.
Now I would like to see Jesus on House...that would be a hoot.

2007-11-13 07:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 0 0

Jesus wouldn't break all the rules. He's a 10 commandments kind of guy...

But I think everyone would be miraculously cured. It would be more of a "feel good" show then an "edgy, shocking" show.

2007-11-13 06:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2 0

Instead of House's character, the character Jesus would walk around carrying holy water, and curing people with his touch .....
Instead of a lab coat, Jesus would be wearing a robe with a rope belt ....
:)

2007-11-13 06:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, for one, Jesus MD would be on PAX or Trinity Broadcasting Network. And Jesus would be on Earth, counseling troubled teens about drugs, alcohol, sex, dancing, and caffeine.

The conflict on Jesus MD would be where Judas, who lives in New York City and controls the liberal media, tries to prevent Jesus from touching the sick and therefor curing them.

And, like on South Park with Kenny, Jesus would die in every episode. (For your sins, of course!)

2007-11-13 06:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 7 0

House would come in and beat him with a stick. No treads on Dr. House's turf.

2007-11-13 06:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 2 0

I think Jesus MD would have more people living longer and would be happier. Take care.

2007-11-13 06:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Jesus wouldn't be such a prick. And he probably wouldn't try so hard to get into Cutty's pants.

2007-11-13 07:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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