My little son is so funny... I need some ideas....
2007-11-13 05:27:18 · 11 answers · asked by smilingontime 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
oldie but a goodie
knock knock,
whose there
banana,
banana who
knock knock,
whose there
banana,
banana who
knock knock,
whose there
banana,
banana who
knock knock,
whose there
Orange
Orange who
Orangecha glad i didn't say bannana
2007-11-13 05:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who's there?
Artichoke
Artichoke who?
Artie chokes when he eats too fast.
Knock knock
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry its only a knock knock joke
2007-11-13 13:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sirecoke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
who's there
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning
Knock Knock
who's there
amos
amos who?
amos-quito bit me
then
Knock Knock
who's there
Andy
Andy who
Andy bit me again
2007-11-13 13:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
You can add whatever part you want to the end...my 4 yr old loves that one
2007-11-13 13:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by acous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
and my nephews personal fav is
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
NO CAR GO VROOM!
2007-11-13 13:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by favorite_aunt24 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
ether
ether who?
ether bunny
stella
stella who
stella nother ether bunny
ida
ida who
idon't know where all these ether bunnies are coming from
cargo
cargo who
cargo beep beep and run over all the ether bunnies
2007-11-13 13:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mom of 3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is an Irish Knock Knock joke............
You go first............
2007-11-13 13:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by chris s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
an interupting cow
interupting cow who
(interrupt him before he can finish asking) MOO
my nephew loved that one!!!!!!
2007-11-13 13:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one my daughter told me yesterday....
Will you remember my name always and forever?
(Of course I will)
Will you ever forget me??
(No way)
Knock knock...
(who's there)
YOU ALREADY FORGOT!!!
2007-11-13 13:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by oracleofohio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
knock knock,
whos there?
pee,
pee who?
pee you!
2007-11-13 13:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by wnzlncl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋