A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
2007-11-13 05:00:25 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star for you lmfao
2007-11-13 05:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe a blonde traffic policeman lol
2016-04-03 22:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i had a quid for everytime id read this one on here,
i wouldnt be very rich. still a classic
and a shiny thing to yer collection
2007-11-13 08:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it just the other day...but it was an old lady who got pulled over...still funny
2007-11-13 08:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by kiki72404 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got agree with Skyblue but a a * as well
2007-11-13 10:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one,bet it did ,could not happen in the age of political correctness *
2007-11-13 05:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one :)
2007-11-13 07:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by baby_girl123451 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really liked that one. You get huggs & kisses for that one. Oh, and a "BIG" star. lol.
2007-11-13 10:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha LOL You made my day. Here is your star
2007-11-13 06:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats hilarious hun, pmsl
2007-11-13 07:02:35 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋