Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in

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their bed.She puts on her robe & goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought.She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye & takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter,dear?"she whispers as she steps into the room."Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee."I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago & started dating.You were only 16.Do you remember back then?"he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring,so sensitive."Yes, I do,"she replies.
The husband pauses."Do you remember when your father caught us in the backseat of my car?"
"Yes,I remember,"said the wife,lowering herself into a chair.
The husband continues."Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face & said,"Either marry my daughter,or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"Yes."
"I would have gotten out today"

Answer 1

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Answer 2

heard it several times...still funny

Answer 3

GOOD ONE!!
:) :)

Answer 4

LOL!