2007-11-13 03:56:20 · 28 answers · asked by cgirl97 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"At least I'm not you."
2007-11-13 03:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"I'm a lot worse than that." It's a great witnessing aid.
Jer 17:9
The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?
By God's word we are more evil that the devil... IHS Jim
2007-11-13 12:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I would not lower myself to their level with a comeback. I'd just ignore them and walk away.
2007-11-13 12:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Tara R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure but it reminds me of a joke I heard a while ago:
Two LDS missionaries are walking down the street when a Catholic Priest passes them.
"Morning you sons of the devil" he called to them
"Morning Father" they replied.
2007-11-13 12:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by Bangbangbangbang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put up each finger on top of your head and stick your tongue out while making strange sounds and glaring at them with a slight smile.
2007-11-13 11:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If someone call you a devil, ask them if they forgot to say "Get behind thee Satan."?
2007-11-13 12:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it's a woman then I will invite her to be my she devil.
2007-11-13 11:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way I would react if they said I was an angel.
2007-11-13 12:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by Gershon b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask them to remove it from you.
If they believe they have the power to determine that you have a demon inside you, then they certainly should believe they have the power to remove it.
If nothing else, this reply will send them back to the word of God to see if your reply is true!!! And yes, it will be a truthful reply.
2007-11-13 12:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by cindy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Look up to (heaven) or the sky and say the following out loud: "Did you hear that God"?
2007-11-13 12:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Overseer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you known him before.
2007-11-13 12:06:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋