A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum , how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it Is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"
2007-11-13 03:21:41 · 15 answers · asked by Toro 2013 ™ VG 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious!!!
2007-11-13 03:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weird. Perverted. Yet slightly funny.
2007-11-13 11:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Muah! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha funny
2007-11-13 11:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by puerto rican princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, i guess mine is a Christmas Tree.
2007-11-13 11:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-13 11:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haahahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa funny
2007-11-13 11:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are great, Sleeping-Bull...
Very very funny.
2007-11-13 11:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that really funny!
2007-11-13 11:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks. Your season-appropriate joke is wonderful, and has now been forwarded trans-USA and across the sea.
2007-11-13 11:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie...love it!!
2007-11-13 11:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by funandfancyfree3232 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋