Would it be easier to find Jesus if his picture was on the side of milk cartons?
2007-11-13 02:37:53 · 12 answers · asked by MR TT, VT enthusiast 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
dammit *caused*
2007-11-13 02:40:45 · update #1
Plastic milk jugs....excuse my mind for being in the gutter today, but we're not talking breast implant surgery here, are we? (lol)
2007-11-13 02:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
All the grocery stores in my area carry milk in plastic jugs only. Only different types of juices are in cartons.
2016-05-22 23:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But Milk cartons are cardboard.
I grew up with Byrne Dairy's returnable glass bottles. They still do them, but the nearest one is 30 miles away.
2007-11-13 02:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How funny! However, He isn't lost..........you are.
Perhaps we could put your face on a milk carton.
2007-11-13 02:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by fanofchan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A lot of people would simply stop buying that brand of milk, dude.
2007-11-13 02:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
... And the boy came running out of the Pastor's office.
As he passed the second boy, he turned to him and said, "Run, Billy! God's missing and they think we took him!!!"
ADD: This being the punchline to one of my ex-girlfriend's favorite jokes.
2007-11-13 03:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an interesting theory dear. Do you have others like it that you could share with us ?
2007-11-13 03:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the HELL does milk have to do with Chistianity?
2007-11-13 02:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're brilliant.
Give new meaning to the words "Holy Cow"
2007-11-13 02:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
maybe, since the term "milkman" has adulterous connotation.
2007-11-13 02:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by BorgPet6of10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋