Bloke sat on the top deck of a bus when a young woman and a baby come up stairs and sit at the front.After 5 minutes the baby starts to cry and the girl starts to breast feed it.He thi nks he will move forward and take a closer look.Soon he is sat on the seat behind her looking over her shoulder,she notices him and asks if he would like to suck on the other one.
He says "Would I " and immediately gets down to buisness.
She starts to get a little turned on by his attentions and asks him"Is there anything else you fancy"
he replies"have you got any rusks"
2007-11-13
01:41:59
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