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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
2007-11-13 00:45:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS - I'm gonna remember that one for tonight!
2007-11-13 01:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by some1_at_heart 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds to me like its her homestead and he has nowhere to circulate and it is yet another case of two females struggling with over a loser it is enjoying the two certainly one of you.. You for intercourse and her for financial help (and specific intercourse too). If he replaced right into an honest dude, he might have moved right into a clean place and then had you progression in with him there.
2016-10-16 08:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats not very lady like, but who cares its pretty funny
2007-11-13 00:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-13 00:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by #2 in the oven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny and very true
2007-11-13 01:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. :-)
2007-11-13 00:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by jessika 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it rocks
2007-11-13 01:21:53 · answer #7 · answered by problemsolver86 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For this, you get a gold star. Thanks for the early a.m. ha-ha.
2007-11-13 01:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome
2007-11-13 01:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jonas P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,,, good one
2007-11-13 01:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋