I'm feeling good this morning, so this is for all of you. Enjoy.
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."
2007-11-13 00:35:09 · 8 answers · asked by HipHopGrandma 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny, something I would say if I were a teacher!
2007-11-13 06:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 08:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to have smart comebacks to become a teacher. :-)
2007-11-13 08:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, I have never heard that one before.
2007-11-13 08:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by sweetsunshine1604 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-13 08:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good,made me giggle!
2007-11-13 08:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Princess xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-13 08:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one!
2007-11-13 08:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋