The King of kings and the Lord of lords already knocks at the door of your heart asking. "May I come in?"
2007-11-12 09:03:50 · 17 answers · asked by *DestinyPrince* 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
whatever he wanted, he's the guest he decides. if i can accomodate friends and relatives and get up and cook for them when they come over, and let them pick what they want, then i can most certainly let the savior of my soul decide what he wanted, and get up and make it to the best of my ability, i might ask him to help me make it come out really good, i don't want to feed him something burnt or undercooked or just plain bad. i'm usually a good cook, but god has eaten the best of foods so it would be intimidating, so i would need a little help.
2007-11-13 01:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*doorbell* *opens door* Me: hi? Stranger: hi. -Awkward silence- Me: Sooo.... What are you doing right here? Jesus: nicely i'm Jesus. Me: nicely it is my homestead, what are you doing right here? Jesus: i'm Jesus Christ I even have come on your door Me: Oooohhhh your no longer mexican Jesus: i'm Jesus Me: practice it monky gown guy -Jesus takes a tumbler of water and could become a pink liquid- Scenerio a million Me: Did you in elementary terms bleed in that? Dam emo clergymen, can not they go away me on my own? Scenerio 2 Me: Wait so which you're that dude from 2000 years in the past. Jesus: i'm Jesus Christ I even have come on your door. Me: wonderful then. turn the water in my water bottle into Champagne. Jesus: what's this .....Jampgna? And this ....wtr buttle? Me: *sticks up center finger* **** OFF FUNDIE BIBLE THUMPER *Slams door* Jesus: i'm going to be lower back!
2016-10-16 07:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by trapani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, taking into account that I'm Jewish, I wouldn't fret too much, and I'd serve whatever is on hand. However, I do want to point out that even though I'm not Christian, I'd really enjoy having such an interesting guest (I've always been a fan of "what if" questions)
2007-11-12 10:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by jimbell 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he seems more like a normal eater, so nothing too fancy
Start off with a nice Beefeater on ice, with maybe a few clams on the half shell
then Rack of lamb,( I guess I would call it lamb of God) with a nice cold beer, on the side my mashed potatoes, they are killer, with Green beans,
for desert I would give him a Drambuie and some ice cream
he would go home 1 happy dude
2007-11-12 09:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would treat him the way I would treat the other great thinkers of the world (as in Buddha, Gandhi, etc). I would serve him my best meal and ask him what he thinks about what came of his teachings.
Liesel.
2007-11-12 15:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by Liesel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would feed him fresh bread, cheese, and wine. Over the snack I would just ask what he wanted for dinner.
2007-11-13 07:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would give him five loaves and two fishes and a jug of water. He could feed us all and make the wine too.
2007-11-12 10:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will serve him loaves of bread and fish with red wine to wash it down.
2007-11-13 04:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by K C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd Call up My Friendly Neighborhood Chinese Take-Out place!!!
(You all know they had Chinese Buffet @ the Last Supper)
2007-11-12 11:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by divo318 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, we wouldn't have the time to dine, too many questions to be asked .....we'd sit down and talked
2007-11-13 00:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋