Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them
could make love more times in one night. They agreed that
sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to
their respective motel rooms.
The more boastful of the two.....went right to it and made
love to his date... leaned over and marked a "l" on the
wall....
Feeling sprightly, he went again... and once again at the
completion of the act ..marked another "l" on the wall -
next to the first.
Figuring he had the bet in the bag.. he decided to relax a
bit
and in relaxing....fell asleep.
Awakened by the sun's rays coming in the window... he
quickly grabbed his lady and did it one more time and
marked another "l" on the wall...
Just at that time, His friend enters...and upon seeing the
marks on the wall exclaims: "DAMN- a hundred and eleven...
beat me by three...."
2007-11-11 21:49:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good joke No8.!!!
He's got a lot of stamina, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-11 22:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ma'm, I request yu not to post such jokes in the public.
Not in a forum which is often visited by men and women alike.
Some men mayb put into serious troubles by this joke!
Wat if women too happen to read the joke and demand III times, from their respective men???
:-O
Can yu imagine our plight?
:-) Good joke BTW...
2007-11-11 22:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-11 05:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh!
(note the rolling of the eyeballs)
2007-11-11 22:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha excellent joke
10/10
star 2
2007-11-11 21:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yer rocking again our kidda!!star*
2007-11-11 22:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not too bad
2007-11-11 21:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha ha
2007-11-11 21:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by mal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
kidding who is who??funny..
2007-11-12 00:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol.
2007-11-11 22:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋