Who or what do you worship?
I worship the pink elelphant that is standing on my alien spaceship that fell through my chimney!
2007-11-11 21:34:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I worship my girlfriends boobies,they are delicious
2007-11-12 04:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by DiscoDave AM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship the ONLY God that deserves worship. The One True God. Jehovah. God is the Trinity - Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
How could I NOT worship the God who loved me enough to send His ONLY Son to die for me, so that I might have fellowship with Him the way I was created to.
It's not about legalism, or worshiping because I HAVE to, it's seeing all that He's done for me, and worshiping Him because I love Him.
His grace, mercy and blessings are so much more that I deserve, yet He gives them to me freely.
This one is a no-brainer, even for a blonde.
God, definitely.
2007-11-12 06:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by fisherhome2002 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What fell through your chimney........the pink elephant or the alien spaceship?
2007-11-12 05:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kuulio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship God and His Angels who surround me night and day.I love the colour pink,but not in the shape and form of a dumb elephant who can't speak to me,show me love and i'm not remotely interested in ANY object more or less an unidentified one making crash landings and me having to tidy up.
Domestic Goddess I 'aint!!
God can show me Heaven...way to go!
2007-11-12 05:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mercede's Lamp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship the One True God. We are told at Matthew 4 v 10, "It is Jehovah Your God you must worship".
2007-11-12 05:58:31 · answer #5 · answered by Everlasting Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship the Great Mother Goddess who is the living Universe. From Her all things proceed and to Her all things return.
2007-11-12 05:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Morgaine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I worship the Holy Trinity the God .
2007-11-12 06:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost. you must either have a large chimney or a small elephant.
2007-11-12 05:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by jose g 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I drink in honor of Thor, son of the All Father. Of all the deities I find him the the most favorable.
2007-11-12 05:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't - do you. So the question is for the sake of asking something. Why not make your next a bit more sensible.
2007-11-12 05:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋