Two young blokes who’d been busted for smoking dope appeared before a magistrate and he offered them a deal.
“This is your first offence,” he said, “so if you spend this weekend warning youngsters about the dangers of drugs, I’ll let you off without recording a conviction.”
The next Monday the two blokes appeared before the magistrate and the first bloke said, “Your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”
The magistrate asked how he managed that and the bloke replied: “I drew one big circle and one small circle. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs and the small circle was their brain after drugs.”
The magistrate let him off scot free and asked the second bloke how he’d gone.
“Your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever,” he answered.
“That’s amazing! How did you manage that?” asked the magistrate.
“I used the same approach with one big circle and one small circle,” the second bloke said. “Only I pointed to the small circle first and said, ‘This is your butt before prison…’”
2007-11-11 20:56:50 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good AGAIN i suppose you want another star then,,,,,,,
2007-11-11 23:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deserves a star :)
2007-11-11 21:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thatz a good way to keep pepl off drugs...
:-)
2007-11-11 21:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh deary deary me!!!!
If only it worked in real time!!!
2007-11-12 08:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Bubbly Blonde 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10, *. How does he know that?.Has he, "Been there,than that".Hahaha,soooooo funny.
2007-11-11 21:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! I'll have to give that redition to my bf i think!
2007-11-12 20:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha a star for you!!! LOL HA HA HA HA !!!
2007-11-11 21:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋