A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh** in our garden"
2007-11-11 20:49:29 · 19 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HeehawwwwwWWWW!!!! Stomped em flat, did she?
One consolation: They died in total bliss, never even knowing what hit em!!!
2007-11-11 21:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a double edge answer, the child is still innocent in the fact she doesn't appear to know what the spiders are doing and probably doesn't understand exactly what she said, but the fact that she knows 2 daddy longlegs sounds gay is questionable as to what she has seen or heard.
2007-11-12 04:57:28 · answer #2 · answered by bubbas mom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-11-12 04:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! HA! HA! Well, I'm sure the 9th District court in California wouldn't think that was funny, and it wouldn't get an endorsement from the ACLU.
But, stories like this just go to show that if society goes too far left, the right will snap right back!
2007-11-12 04:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Elliott J 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny, and offensive.
Teaching a little girl to cuss and be homophobic does not a good joke make.
2007-11-14 23:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ALL kids are innocent. Some aren't as innocent as others.
2007-11-12 05:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one old joke im talkin about 1999
2007-11-12 04:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice hehehe
that was laugh out loud funny!
did u make it up?? very nice!
2007-11-12 04:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha....too funny!
apparently someone has already impacted this little girl's views on sexual preference.
2007-11-12 04:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by kalypsokitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zzz... talk about your friendly-neighborhood with a brokeback mountain theme! hmmm... beer... zzz...
2007-11-12 05:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by jongbong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋