Would you marry me if I had eagle claws? I only have one good tooth. I have to keep it in my pocket in a napkin so it don't get chipped. My left leg has a half peg in it. My hair looks like I got a birds nest in it. I live in a cardboard box under a bridge. I just need love. Who is willing to marry me and where do you want to do this?
Did I mention I also have a glass eye?
2007-11-11 20:41:17 · 17 answers · asked by Bree 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
No I don't have electricity. I had to rig some stuff up. I'm really smart. Nobody just doesn't like me. I don't know why. They said I look like the Crypt Keeper!
2007-11-11 20:53:37 · update #1
baby ive been lookin for u my whole life. We can take out our glass eyes and play marbles. we can rub gums together. I want your peg leg over my shoulder...yeah baby. Lets get married today...meet me at walmart...we can get married in the parking lot. U dont have to look for me..just follow the smell..hot garbage and lemon juice.
2007-11-11 20:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all how would you a yahoo account if you live in a card board box? That actually would be a really funny site a guy in a cardboard box on a laptop... ha ha ha... Another mistake you made is just telling about your physical appearance. it is not about the outside, it's about what's inside. You can't just tell people about ur physical feature and expect them to want to marry you. And no I won't marry you....sry I am engaged to the best man in the world. Maybe you'll find a women who has a pirate hook a silver tooth an actual peg leg that lives in a tarp on the other side of the bridge...hahaha good luck with love sug.
2007-11-12 04:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by Shana 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I saw you the other day...do you live under Spring Street Bridge?
And where on earth did you find a computer?
Oh, yeah..and how many aluminum cans have you got stashed away for the honeymoon?
ADDENDUM: To the idiot that thinks this is a serious question: No. It's a joke. So are the answers. With all the really serious problems, with all the people out there with heartbreak and fear for their health and relationships and even those who are having trouble with their homework and are too lazy to do it themselves...once in a while you find someone with a sense of humor and you just want to have some fun on here.
2007-11-12 04:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by LaVere B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on...
U live under the bridge but U have time and money for playing Y! Answer?
but wouold there be such man?
if you are nice
you aree thoughful
somebody will
yet
not everybody think money is everything
2007-11-12 04:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh come on even if u really did really look like that no one is that bad like youre making it seem beside its not the out side that counts its whats inside a person heart and their intentions no one is ment to be alone does were not gods intentions theres a man out there for every woman and a woman out there for every man when god wants you to have it hell give to u
2007-11-12 04:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you have a computer in a cardboard box and no wall socket and it still works you must be doing good for urself
2007-11-12 04:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did u watch a scary movie yesterday?
xD
2007-11-12 04:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and you're asking in Yahoo Answers ... well yup ... you obviously aint gonne be too picky ... so this would be the perfect place to try and con a proposal outta some poor sap :)
2007-11-12 04:44:41 · answer #8 · answered by deadkelly_1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a deformed friend named Craig. I'm his best friend.
Yeah, I would marry you if you had all those thing.
2007-11-12 04:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by YaoYao D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try the Yellow Pages.
God loves you. Can't go wrong with that.
2007-11-12 04:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Warren D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋