Am I pregnant? I only went to the rectory basement with Father Riley the one time.
2007-11-11 15:56:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just because we are bilingual siamese twins raised in separate countries does not qualify us as doctors. If you are so worried, go take a pregnancy test. Our psychic powers are weak today.
2007-11-12 02:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by Nea 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Some questions of my own. Are these male, or female, Siamese twins that you seek? How far apart would these countries need to be? If you went, with Father Riley, was it your "rectury basement" that he went into "one time"? If so, then you aren't pregnant, merely hopeful.
In this reply, substitute the "ry" combination with the letter "m".
Dang, you're hilarious.
2007-11-11 16:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
How do you think the "rectory" got it's name?
Darling, you are not only pregnant, but it's a litter. Get ready -they'll be here in 6 weeks.
"Servants enter through the rear, that's why they call them butlers" (too many years of RHPS does it show?)
2007-11-12 05:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since I'm probably the only bilingual Siamese twin raised in separate countries here, I feel qualified to answer. You are not pregnant.
2007-11-11 15:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
No, Father Riley is a pedofile so i suspect you are an 11 year old male. Males cant get pregas.
2007-11-11 15:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by goatslunch 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
We qualify for all your criteria, except we are not bilingual! Damn!
Hay what happened to your Jesus nailed to the ark question?
You only have to worry if Fa. Riley is your natural father.
2007-11-11 16:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
now the ads on the side of the question are for help with unplanned pregnancies. dang, big brother is fast.
you aren't pregnant 8 Track, you are just retaining water! go take a pill, and no more confession booth for you, you little tramp.
2007-11-11 16:20:14 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
The rectory doesnt have a basement!!!! Must have been a heretical minister.....
2007-11-11 15:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by paythepiper 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Are you bored or something, dear 8 track? Or is it too much of the drinking game? Meds for the poor injured hands??
2007-11-12 00:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Redwitch vt 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hola! no, you're not pregnant, Father riley got his huevos snipped years ago!
2007-11-11 16:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋